Mariah Carey - $150,000 to look Beautiful

According to TMZ.com it seems that Mariah Carey is being sued for not paying a photographer for a no-show photo shoot.

He is suing for $150,000 claiming that Mariah never showed up to her photo shoot and that it costs a whole whack of money to even get her to look good. He claims that her beauty bill, obtained by TMZ, would have been:

Stylist -- $65,391
Hair stylist -- $9,600
Makeup artist -- $7,200
Manicurist -- $2,400

I appear on TMZ Live today and express my opinion about Mariah Carey and the situation she is in.

To get all the details about this story and others, tune in to TMZ on E! today at 3:00 (PST).

Felicia Culotta Hired Back

Britney Hired Felicia Back

For those of you that don't know who Felicia Culotta is I will let you in on it.  She is Britney Spears old assistant and you might recognize her for being the teacher in Britney's "Hit Me Baby, One More Time" video at the very beginning.

Felicia was Britney's assistant for years and all of a sudden since Osama Lutfi and Adnan Ghalib were put in the picture and Brit went all crazy, she fired Felicia. 

Felicia went on to assist the Jonas Brothers but she says that she has always loved Brit and always wanted to reunited with her.  Britney still has her blonde assistant named Brett who was seen in Britney's "For The Record."

It looks like the sky is getting  a lot bluer for Britney and I hope it stays that way.

Her concert is 100% back on again because Kevin Federline has now got $9,000 a week to watch the kids.  As if $4,000 a week wasn't good enough..

Greedy Bastard.. At least the concert is back on and I am so excited that I will be there singing the whole time :)!!!

Lindsay Lohan Looses Weight

Lindsay Shrinks & Her Michael Rants

It seems as if Lindsay can never get a break from the media, although I am pretty sure she enjoys most of it.

Lately Samantha Ronson and Lindsay have been losing a lot of weight and Lindsay has been photographed with what appears to be cocaine up her nostril.

Her publicist is backing her up saying,  " Lindsay is aware that she's lost some weight due to stress, but we recently did a photo shoot and she ate two full meals."

Perhaps it is the stress that the media has put on her but she seems to bring it upon herself.  She has been an anorexic drug addict in the past so hopefully that is not the case now.

Sam and Lindsay have reportedly had a tough time keeping their relationship stable with all the tabloids,  so perhaps that is why she is a shrinking star. 

Micheal Lohan (Lindsay's father) has been really public with his feelings towards his daughter.  I think he is trying to help her but when you talk publically about your daughter it doesnt help her at all.  It probably makes her hate him more.

Here is Micheal's latest rant...

"After seeing promise and thanking God for Lindsay's freedom from Samantha's bondage, I see now, that since SaMANtha has once again, weaseled her way back into Lindsay's life, things have taken a dark turn."

"While I was enthused that Ali was with Lindsay, rather than SaMANtha, I am torn to see that SaMANtha has once again manipulated Lindsay into leaving her little sister in L.A., only to join SaMANtha on another DJ gig in Boston.  Was this again, a means for SaMANtha to earn more money through Lindsay's presence? Did SaMANtha's fee drop so much and so quickly when word got out that they parted ways? Are we so blind? Is Lindsay so blind?"

I hope she isn't back to her old self again...

If you are.. Smarten Up!      

Air Brushing for Sienna Miller

Sienna's Teeth Airbrushed In Vogue

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Sienna is one of the most beautiful women in the world but everyone has their problems..

She has had a rough year and mostly because of her romantic relationship with Balthazar Getty ( a multi-millionaire dollar man that inherited money from an oil company and is a father of 4 and seperated from his wife) were in the tabloids for months because he is still married but seperated.

She jumps around quite a bit with men but I guess if you don't get what you want it is time to move on and this is exactly what she has done. 

She was first going out with Rhys Ifans and then dumped him for  Matthew Rhys.  Since the tabloids were making a big deal out of her relationship with Balthazar, it must have been too much of a strain on them so she then broke up with him.

 

Now she is single and apparently loving it but again has more controversy.  She was on the biggest Vogue issue ever in 2007 and she looked beautiful. 

However apparently her teeth were airbrushed because Anna Wintour (Vogue Editor) said Sienna was too "toothy" and that she had "unruly" hair and too many fillings.  This is what Anna Wintour looks like.. I rest my case :)

Apparently her head was even photo shopped on someone else's body.  I think that Sienna Miller is beautiful and should have gone on Vogue looking natural. 

We somehow need to get into people's minds that it is ok not to be perfect because NO ONE IS!!!!

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Kanye West Changes His Name

Kanye West Gets 2 Good 4 His Own Name

Ever since Prince changed his name to a symbol and Puff Daddy to P.Diddy people think they can change their name and everyone would be ok with it..

Well I'm not and I don't really care for Kanye.

 Kanye West has changed his name to MARTIN LOUIS THE KING JR.

Has he hit his head or something?

First he got a mullet that looks so awful and he is suppose to be all into fashion.  Mullets are the complete opposite of what looks good. 

He looks like he rolls out of some ghetto trailer park.

He said he was "forced" to change his name to adopt a new identity for his new footwear he designed for Louis Vuitton, which aren't even good. 



He thinks that his shoe designs were so good that once those shes hit the runway everyone will be so blow away that he was "forced" to change his name.  He then said "Address me as such."

Kanye has named himself "Louis Vuitton Don" in the past... Haven't you pimped yourself out too much already Kanye.

I mean..  MARTIN LOUIS THE KING JR.

What a joke!

Jessica Simpson Gained Weight?

Jessica Simpson Gets Fat?

It must be very difficult to be in the public eye and be under the microscope for everything that you do.  I think it is especially hard for women because of their weight, fashion, hair and everything that comes with that.

Jessica Simpson was at a concert for Radio 99.9 Kiss Country's annual Chili Cook off in Florida Sunday and apparently shocked her fans because she had gained so much weight. 

First of all Jessica Simpson is not fat.  She isn't even chubby.  I think that they are comparing to what she use to be when she was in "The Dukes of Hazzard" when she was like 110 pounds.  Of course she is going to look a little thicker now.

I think she is setting a good body image for every woman out there who always thinks they are too big.

Stars like Keira Knightley, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, and the Olsen Twins and Nicole Ritchie are always too thin and when you put someone that is normal size beside them of course they are going to look bigger.











Jessica says that she gets really nervous when she tours and she eats when she is nervous like most of us do.  She said she isn't into looking like a "rail" and it isn't good for your mind or your heart, which is true.

Maybe she is just comfortable with her relationship with Tony Romo because people tend to gain a bit when they are in a long lasting relationship. 

She says that her and Tony are not shopping for diamond rings like the media keeps reporting and that they are mostly renting dvd's and ordering take out and cooking for themselves and just enjoying life.


Do you honestly think she's fat? 

Perhaps the outfit just isn't doing her justice?



Jessica Simpson while Dukes of Hazzard was being filmed

 

Joaquin Phoenix - A Rapper?

Joaquin Phoenix - On Drugs?

Joaquin Phoenix is a really great actor.  He is so believable and really gets into every role.  That being said.. He's a whack job!

He has decided to become a rapper and P.Diddy is helping him achieve that. 

What? 

First of all, besides Eminem white men cannot rap. 

He was such a great actor and ever since he wrote "BYE GOOD" on his knuckles because he was retiring from becoming an actor, he has been acting rather strange.

He is River Phoenix's brother but River died of an overdose of Heroine and cocaine.. aka a speedball. 

I hope that Joaquin won't have a similar fate.

 

I think that Joaquin has been going through a mid-life crisis or something because he seems to always have  drink in his hand or a cigarette and his behavior and his looks are completely different to what they use to be.

Last week Joaquin was scheduled to perform at LAVO nightclub in Las Vegas.  Casey Affleck and a camera crew have been following him and his transition into rap music for a while now because they are filming a documentary.  Casey was supposedly late for sound check and Joaquin threw a complete fit and stormed out.

He yelled at the crew "Thanks for being late and f-cking everything up."  Then he threw a CD on the floor and stormed out of the nightclub.

Once he calmed down about 5 minutes later he went on stage and "performed" his set. 

I watched his performance and I honestly can't tell if this is for real or it is all one big joke. 

Once he was finished rapping he went to walk off the stage but instead fell into the audience.

He looks like he is on some serious drugs if you ask me.. but judge for yourself..

This is Joaquin's performance at LAVO nightclub in Las Vegas.



This is him falling off the stage at the end..



This is what Joaquin Phoenix use to look like..



This is what he looks like Now..



What the hell happened to him?  It's not like he can get away with it like Brad Pitt can with a beard. 

Lindsay Lohan's New Nose Candy

Lindsay Lohan IS A MESS

Lindsay Lohan is now the new face of Fornarina. 

It's a Italian fashion line.  I went on their website and they didn't have any pictures of Lindsay up there.  Hmmm..

But I think she should be the new face of "This is your brain on drugs" campaign.  What is with her?

One day she seems like she has her sh*t together and she has gained a bit of weight and the next day she is a total mess again and is as skinny as the rail she had for breakfast.

I know that a lot of stars probably shove that sh*t up their nose but hardly any of them get caught because they make sure the white powder doesn't show.  (except for the occasional Amy Winehouse Pic)

Doesn't she know that cameras can get right up her nostrils?

I have always thought that Samantha Ronson was addicted to something too because she always has dark circles under her eyes and she is always so skinny and she doesn't really care about her appearance.   She seems more together than Lindsay though.

On Sunday night Samantha and Lindsay went to the Declare Yourself Inaugural event in D.C for Barack Obama and there she was all strung out and looking a little too happy.

And what is with her dirty face all the time.  Maybe she gets so stoned she forgets she is in the tanning bed.  Jeez!  Where is her mother..??

You know the saying.. The couple that does drugs together .. Stays together..

Sasha Fierce

Beyonce's New Songs

Have you heard the new Beyonce songs from her new CD called " I am Sasha Fierce?" Sasha Fierce totally confuses me. 

I mean.. your not Sasha Fierce.. Your name is Beyonce..

Get over it!

I hate when artists try and have an alter ego just to prolong their career.  It almost never works, but I think it will for Beyonce because she is a fabulous singer. 

Her songs are great but the title of her album bothers me.

Which song is your fav?

Video Phone

Radio

Diva

Ego

Broken Hearted Girl

Disappear

Sweet Dreams

Satellites

That's Why Your Beautiful

Smash Into You

Hello

Scared Of Lonely

Halo

If you would like to see the official music video from Beyonce called "Halo" please click here

Hot Flash Of The Day!

Pam Anderson Needs a makeover

I understand that Pamela Anderson was the hottest blonde on TV in her skimpy little red bathing suit from Baywatch and everyone use to tune in to watch her run, but it's been like 15 years. 



Get your clothes back on!

Your hair is scraggly and you are way too tan.  You need to go to your natural color hair girl and remember to wear your pants.  Maybe she forgets to wear her pants because of all the champagne she drinks. 



Tone down your makeup too.

Remember when she use to look like this?



Sure she still has a hot body but she needs to get her face in check.  She looks so haggard and like an old drunk.

You are a mother don't forget.



Pamela Anderson has recently been "forgetting" to wear her pants lately and has been going out in public with just a top and underwear.  I know that no press is bad press, but when you look like a truck ran over you, you should know better.

What's with the toque anyways?  It's warm enough to go out of the house with no pants on, but you have to wear a toque?

WTF?  And what is with the Campbell's soup person?  Girl needs a huge makeover..

Your from Canada.. Show us Canadians that you aren't a has been and that you have a bit of class.  If you don't.. then please fake it for our sake.

 

Nelly Getting Ready to POP

Nelly reading to marry

Remember Nelly the rapper? 

I know we haven't heard much from him in a long time but Ashanti and him have been a couple for a while now and Nelly has been thinking about asking her to be his wife.

However Ashanti's mom is a strict and Nelly is afraid to ask Ashanti because of what her mother might say.  Her mother is her manager as well and it is important to her that her daughter focus on her career and the way she looks to take her career to the next level.

I don't know about you but Ashanti has never been that big of a star anyways.  She has had a couple hit songs but she has never been a SUPERSTAR or anything. 

'Before he makes her his wife,' adds the source, 'Nelly wants to know that Ashanti can make decisions on her own.'"

I think they should just get married and have a happy life.  People in life are too concerned with what everyone else thinks.  It is their life and they should do whatever feels right for them:)

Go and get hitched you too!

 

 

Crackie has gone more wackie?

Amy - Getting Better?

Amy McCrack Winehouse was spotted in St. Lucia hanging all her shit out.  She was in the ocean with her titties hanging out and all.  She was even on her balcony dancing away to non-existent music, looking like a crazy woman.  She  seemed to have no care in the world.

On a positive note ... she looked like she had put on weight, which usually means that she has stopped doing drugs and is eating healthier.

Amy and her family are in the Caribbean having Christmas away from England.

She's actually got her pretty cute body back.  I wish she would get better.  That would be a great Christmas present for me. 

To see her flaunt her shit.. Please Click Here and Here

 

Tisk Tisk Tisk Cisco

Cisco Adler Got Arrested

I guess since Cisco Adler has such a small penis and such huge balls he thinks he can punch anyone in the face.

On Wednesday Cisco had a show at The Hub in Fargo, North Dakota and after his show he got into a fight with some guy.  The bouncers were about to kick his ass out but he punched the guy in the face instead.

This is a case of a celebrity that thinks he's  a bit more famous than he actually is.  Could you even name one of his songs.. cause I can't. Come on.. You went out with Mischa Barton-who is famous for her cellulite ,weed smokin' and her DUI.  She certainly isn't famous because she's a good actress.

Cisco was arrested and booked in the Cass County jail and spent some time in the slammer.

His ball.. i mean his bail was a measly $500 for being arrested for "simple assault."

Your welcome.

 

If you would like to see his not so big package.. CLICK HERE!!

Ashlee Simpson getting married?

Are Pete and Ashlee Tying the Knot?

Pete Wentz, 28 and Ashlee Simpson, 23 are in fact tying the knot. They announced it to their fans on www.friendsorenemies.com.

Well I wish them well but is she pregnant???

There has been speculation since last February that she was pregnant when she was seen with a giant diamond on her finger. But at that time they just said it was a promise ring and the pregnancy rumors were false. They always say that at first and then you come to find out that they are pregnant and getting married shortly afterwards. Everyone first thought that Ashlee was pregnant when they announced that they were making something that couldn't be illegally downloaded :a baby.

She has also had a lot of controversy surrounding her lately on a radio appearance where she was supposedly drunk as a skunk because she couldn't remember the words to a song of hers. But honestly when you are doing that much press all the time and hardly sleeping I can under stand why you might stumble on your words a little.

The couple has been together since 2006 so congrats to them and hopefully they make it past a year. In Hollywood that is forever.

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