What Is NOT OK To Wear

Top 20 Fashion Crimes


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Some people think that they can walk around with anything they have just thrown together to wear for the day. 


Let me inform them that it isn't ok to say the least.   


Doesn't anyone have a mirror that works or friends that care about them?


Frankly their friends should be embarrassed and should get slapped.





Here are the Top 20 Fashion Crimes U Should Not Committ


1.  It is not ok to wear pants underneath skirts..


2.  Don't be covered head to toe in jean material.. It is so like 1990.


Britney and Justin In Head to Toe Jean Material


 


3.  Please don't wear dresses with running shoes.. Yuck!


4.  Don't wear socks with sandals.. Unless your a model.  Sometimes they can pull it off on the runway.


Socks and Sandels


5.  Don't be too matchy matchy.  If you are wearing a green dress do not pair it with a green purse, green jewerly and green shoes.... It is more interesting to the eye if you chose purple or something that goes with green.  Too much of one color looks stupid and it looks like you are trying way too hard.


Too much green


6. Don't have so many rips in your clothes that you look like you were attacked by a animal.  It looks cheap and you kind of look a bit crazy.


Agness Deyn in Ripped Clothes  Brandy in Ripped Clothes


 7.  Too many accessories are a no no as well.  Less is always best!


8.  Don't wear over sized clothing or clothing that is way too small for you.  Both choices only make  you look much larger than you are.


Mary Kate in Oversized clothes                            Clothes are way too tight


 


9.  Don't wear fashion items because they are in right now.  Most look ridiculous in the new IT thing.  Wear what fits you and don't wear it just because you saw it in a JOHN GALLIANO fashion show.


10.  Make sure you wear the appropriate under garments.  There is nothing worse than ugly ass panty lines or underwear that sticks out of your jeans.  If you think you need SPANX than you probably do.  Nothing is worse than seeing a beer belly through a nice dress.  Get it under control.


panty_lines


11. If you have rather small boobs it is ok to wear a very low cut shirt.  Too much boob is not ok unless you are a stripper or a prostitute.  Chubby boobs are not acceptable so make sure to cover that up.  Don't show too much otherwise you look like your trying to get someones attention and it will be the wrong attention.


Too much cleavage


12.  If you are going to wear a short skirt then DO NOT wear a short shirt.  Talk about trailer trash.  It never looks good on anyone.  You are not an exception.


13.  If you want to wear white pants in the summer or a white top please pick the appropriate underwear or bra.  Don't be walking around in striped underwear with a black bra.  It looks real bad.


14.  Dress your age.  There is almost nothing worse than seeing someone in their 40's trying to look younger so they borrow their daughters clothes.  If you are 40 then be proud of it and shop at appropriate stores and don't get your jewelry from Claire's because yes.. everyone will notice.


Dress your age


15. If you are wearing a nice outfit, please pair it will some nice shoes, accesories and a nice bag.  Sometimes I see people who dress nicely but then have hideous old sneakers, sandles or rotten out high heels.  Everyone will take notice and you will end up looking a mess. 


16.  Please don't wear sandals in the winter.  You will look like you have something wrong with you.  It is never ok...


17. I personally like UGG boots but I know a lot of fashion critics don't.  However I do not agree with wearing them with everything.  Pick and chose when you can wear them and please not in the summertime.   You will look like a complete dumb ass.


Uggs in the summertime


18. If you like some pattern to your clothes that is great that you aren't afraid to add some spice to your wardrobe.  However please don't try and match a whole lotta patterns all at the same time.  If your going to wear a stripped top and dont wear flowers!!


Flowers and stripes


19.  Please don't wear green and red together unless it is Christmas day.  It looks so awful and although Christmas is a lovely holiday you don't want to look like you are fashion stuck on that day every day.


20.  Don't wear yellow and black together.  You look like your trying to be a bee.


Paris Hilton in Bee Dress


Hope I helped a bit and don't be afraid to drop me a line at lesliestar@lesliestar.ca and give me your opinion on some major fashion crimes.

Joan Rivers Won Celebrity Apprentice!

Did Donald Trump Make A Mistake?


Joan Rivers


Am I In Bizarro World?


I use to like Joan Rivers.


I thought she was a great old lady that was funny and wasn't afraid to say what was on her mind but she has disgusted me on this season's Celebrity Apprentice with Donald Trump.


Joan caused complete scene when her daughter Melissa Rivers got fired in the boardroom.  She spazzed out because the other team member Annie Duke, who is a professional poker player, didn't get a long with her daughter and Joan and Melissa believed that Annie was a backstabber.


First of all it isn't elementary school where your mother needs to stick up for you.  It was live on television  and everyone saw Joan and Melissa act like total idiots.



Perhaps it was good for ratings but was almost hilarious in a way to watch because they made such asses out of themselves.

Donald Trump kept saying that Joan Rivers is a role model.


What the f*ck?


I wouldn't want my child growing up to be her.  Sure she is rich and has made a huge empire with her jewelery line and everything but for her to cause such scenes in the TV show it was even embarrassing for me to watch.



She acted like a really bitchy rich old lady.  Sure her daughter got fired but for her to act like that.. she should be embarrassed and for Donald to pick her I think less of Donald Trump now..

Shame on you Donald Trump!  Did you just pick Joan Rivers because she is a big wig and is rich and famous?


You should have picked Annie because she raised the most money,  she's younger and quicker on her feet and she doesn't get personal in the game.  I just can't believe what I saw.


Would you want someone would spent thousands on her face to look like the famous "Cat lady" ?




Joan Rivers Before and After Plastic Surgery

Joan Rivers Before and After



Cat Lady Before and After Plastic Surgery

The Cat Lady















Here is the episode where Melissa and Joan looked like total bitches.




Who do you think should have won?  Did you even watch Celebrity Apprentice this year?

Clinique Makeup Review

Need some new makeup?

I went to Sears and I wanted some bronzer so I wouldn't look so pale during the summer cause I certainly don't tan naturally.

I paid about 25$ for it and received some gifts with my purchase.

I love Clinique!


I love all of it.

Here is what I got!

Diet Diary - Week 3

Just Hiking and Getting In Shape



Hi everyone!

Just wanted to check in with all of you and see how you all were doing on your diets.

I have lost about 7 pounds.  I am really proud of myself.

Have you guys lost any weight yet?  It's hard but keep on track.  You can do it.  No one can lose weight for you.  Most importantly drink lots of water and eat healthy foods.

Hope your doing good. It will also help if you write everything down that you eat.  If you have made it this far.. Email me at lesliestar@lesliestar.ca.