Worst Women Celeb Fashion Victims 2009

These 10 famous women made it to the top of ....

"Leslie Star's Fashion Victims of 2009"

10.  Tyra Banks- I'm sorry Tyra.. I know that you are a great role model for women to try to improve their self confidence, but I think you may have too much confidence.  Just because you are Tyra Banks does not mean that you can leave the house looking like you do.  Most of the time on "The Tyra Banks Show" you look a lot heavier than you are... Also you look better with less makeup.  In HD you can definitely see that it's piled on.   You are a beautiful woman so please get a new stylist.  Sometimes you teeter on looking like a drag queen too.. Keep the makeup to a minimum and if you do dress up don't make it so grand looking otherwise you look like a drag that is impersonating you.

9. Lindsay Lohan- The reason she isn't in the top five is because I think she gets her fashion right sometimes.  Perhaps her fashion isn't like others and she is kind of a head in fashion like Mary-Kate and Ashley or Lady Gaga.  Lindsay mixes and matches kind of weird.. But when Lindsay wants to look good she can look good and she tries.  She has had some major fashion mishaps as well and that is why she is on my bad fashion list of 2009. Lindsay.. If you are reading this.. please stop using the self tanner on yourself and your face.  You always look so dirrrrty.  Also stop taking Adderall cause it's making you look like your 170 years old..

8. Kristen Stewart - I know you are a huge star right now so you think you don't really have to try very hard.. BUT COME ON AND PLEASE TAKE A SHOWER ONCE AND A WHILE!!!  Your outfits are less than impressive.  Take note from your friend Dakota Fanning.  I know your are Tom Boy and your kinda grungy too but do it with a touch of girl sometimes.  Again.. Please wash your hair!  Same goes for you R. Pattinson!

7. Mischa Barton - You just got out of rehab and you are having a tough time and the last thing you want to see is your name on Leslie Star's Top Ten List of Worst Fashion of the Year but come on.. It's not the 70's anymore.. and even if it were your 70s fashion sense sucks.  I think you are a beautiful girl when you aren't cranked on something and I love the accent.  Get a new stylist or calm down your fashion a little and just have your special key pieces that you love to wear.

6. Jessica Simpson - I love her personally.. However loving her and loving her fashion sense is quite different.  She always looks like a train wreck from her neck down to her toes but her hair always looks beautiful.  She needs a new stylist or someone to tell her that the way she dresses doesn't go together.  Just because others can pull it off doesn't mean she can.  She looks like a bad dressed porn star half the time and the other half she looks frumpy and dumpy.

5. Tara Reid - I am sure that she has topped many fashion gone wrong lists, however she is number 5 on mine.  She always looks greasy (pre-rehab days) and always looks like she is headed for the beach or to a slut party.  She rarely looks classy.. Actually I have to correct myself there because I don't think I have witnessed her ever looking classy.  I am proud of her for getting her life back in order.  Go Tara!  Go Tara! Go Tara Go!!

4. Pamela Anderson - Doesn't she know it isn't acceptable to leave the house without pants or without washing your makeup off from the night before or not combing your hair...??  Pamela Anderson commits these crimes often.  I am pretty sure that she still thinks she is the hottest sh_t on earth..  She looks like she is always drunk or on something.. This girl needs a makeover .. and fast!

3. Britney Spears -This is the year that she was suppose to come back and be brill ant! :( I have to tell you that I use to love Ms. Spears.  Ever since I attended her Circus tour and it disappointed me so much, I have drifted apart from her being my idol as sad as that once was.  I wasn't shocked about the lip syncing part, but she could have at least danced a little harder.. Anyways.. Back to her fashion.  It looks like she just stepped out of the trailer park doors all the time.  She is a multi-millionaire and she looks like she was dumpster diving for her wardrobe.. PS... chop off those ugly ass greasy extensions why don't you.  So gross and repulsive.  She would look so much better with a short bob or something.  If you don't want short hair then wear real hair wigs for Christ sakes.. You always look good in your videos with wigs so get the hint already.   Your assistant looks richer than you...

2.  Courtney Love -  It is probably a given that she shows up on my fashion victim's list of 2009.  She has been a drugged up mess since the early 90's except for a couple months there where she was "sober" for awhile when she was acting in a few films.  She has had so much plastic surgery that her face looks like someone ran over it with a truck and they had to rearrange it.  Her fashion looks like she is a poor gypsy mixed with a lot of crazy.  I feel really sorry for Francis Bean now that she had to put a restraining order against her own mother.  COURTNEY..... Get your sh*t together and get over the fact that your husband killed himself.. or that you killed him.. I still can't figure out what happened there..

1.  Amy Winehouse - Are you surprised... Really?  Amy Winehouse has been a mess for a number of years but this year and last year had to be the worst.  When she was in St. Lucia to get "clean" it seems like she never took a bath with that 'fro of hers.  She always looks so frickin' filthy.. Her finger nails are always full of dirt which has a lot to do with the good ol' crack smoke.  Her Beehive, and I used a capital "B" because it definitely has a mind of it's own, is always so ratty and gross.. GET RID OF YOUR BALLET FLATS!!!!  Amy needs clothes that are much classier than herself to make her look classier.  She needs shirts that also do up so she can not show off her terrible boob job.  I liked her style before the crack attack came but now her style is more wacky and tacky then classy.  Come back Amy cause you are so talented!!!!!

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Jessica Simpson Forgets Words

Jessica Stressed Out Over Weight Gain Gossip



Jessica Simpson opened for "The Rascal Flatts" in Grand Rapids, Michigan and she forgot the words to her song.

It is reported that she was so stressed out because of the world talking about her weight and also her boyfriend, Tony Romo wasn't able to make her show because he missed his flight so she was all a flutter.

That must be so difficult to go on stage knowing that everyone is talking about the way you look when you are trying to focus on your songs.

She apparently forgot some of the words  to "Come On Over" and said to the crowd,

"My voice is weak tonight and I feel so vulnerable onstage." 

She even stopped in one of her songs and asked to start over.  Too bad it is affecting her so much as she is a beautiful young girl that looks healthy and happy.

She showed off her figure in a pair of daisy duke shorts and fans thought that she looked phenomanal.

After her performance was over she told the crowd, "I'm excited – I get to see my boyfriend tomorrow, I love him so, so very much."

Ashlee Simpson Protects Sister

Ashlee Comments on Jessica's Weight Gain

I think it's great what Ashlee Simpson-Wentz, 24 is doing for her sister Jessica.  I would stick up for my family too if people were saying bad things about them. 

On the other hand if you are famous you have to know that everyone is going to say bad things about you.  It entertains people to watch others fail. 

Somehow that is just how human nature is.

Ashlee says this,

"I am completely disgusted by the headlines concerning my sister's weight."  

She also says, 

 "A week after the inauguration and with such a feeling of hope in the air for our country, I find it completely embarrassing and belittling to all women to read about a woman's weight or figure."

Everyone has problems in their life and I agree that if you don't have anything nice to say then don't say it at all but that is not reality.

You make millions so that people have a right to ridicule you.

They shouldn't be ridiculing her though because  she looks great!

Jessica Simpson Gained Weight?

Jessica Simpson Gets Fat?

It must be very difficult to be in the public eye and be under the microscope for everything that you do.  I think it is especially hard for women because of their weight, fashion, hair and everything that comes with that.

Jessica Simpson was at a concert for Radio 99.9 Kiss Country's annual Chili Cook off in Florida Sunday and apparently shocked her fans because she had gained so much weight. 

First of all Jessica Simpson is not fat.  She isn't even chubby.  I think that they are comparing to what she use to be when she was in "The Dukes of Hazzard" when she was like 110 pounds.  Of course she is going to look a little thicker now.

I think she is setting a good body image for every woman out there who always thinks they are too big.

Stars like Keira Knightley, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, and the Olsen Twins and Nicole Ritchie are always too thin and when you put someone that is normal size beside them of course they are going to look bigger.











Jessica says that she gets really nervous when she tours and she eats when she is nervous like most of us do.  She said she isn't into looking like a "rail" and it isn't good for your mind or your heart, which is true.

Maybe she is just comfortable with her relationship with Tony Romo because people tend to gain a bit when they are in a long lasting relationship. 

She says that her and Tony are not shopping for diamond rings like the media keeps reporting and that they are mostly renting dvd's and ordering take out and cooking for themselves and just enjoying life.


Do you honestly think she's fat? 

Perhaps the outfit just isn't doing her justice?



Jessica Simpson while Dukes of Hazzard was being filmed

 

Jessica Simpson sings country

Jessica Simpsons new single "Come on Over"

I haven't liked Jessica Simpson for a long time, ever since the newly wed show because her voice lately has been whiny and all out of tune and her songs haven't been the best.  But this new song "Come on Over" is pretty good. 

I think she should have sung country from the very beginning.  Her voice suits it better and she has always worn cowboy hats and cowboy boots so might as well sing it.  There is no official video for it yet but the reviews are excellent. 

I hope you like this song cause I can't get it out of my head today.

Jessica Simpson is single once again.

She will never be Mrs. Romo

Ok Jessica, it's time to get serious now because your starting to look like a fool. Tony Romo dumped your ass.. get it together.. Start practicing your singing first so you can actually put out a good CD besides your first one released, "Sweet Kisses" from way back in 1999.

Who really cares about Tony Romo anyways? He's not really that good looking and you are wayyyy more famous then he is.. So take advantage of it and say he has a little one and totally wreck his rep.. You are a sweet girl Jessica Simpson.. but get your shit together and find yourself first before jumping into another relationship. Learn how to cook, how to sing like you use to, and how to be yourself besides those dumb moments.. AND RELEASE A GOOD SONG DAMN IT!!!!!!!! Now you have lots of time to work on that.

Get over your broken heart girl, cause there are many more guys out there that would love to be yours... Start dressing sluttier, but not to look like a transvestite, and the boys will be lined up for your lovin'.

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