Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer R Over!!

Ms. Aniston & Mr. Mayer Are So over!



I am actually quite happy about this news.  John Mayer always looked like such a sleeze ball to me.

She always looks classy and vibrant and willing to take risks and always looks clean, while John on the other hand looks like he woke up and rushed out the door type of look

Turns out John Dumped Jennifer.  WTF???

Why didn't she get rid of that loser before he dumped her?  That is always my rule.. When you sense something is up.. BREAK UP WITH HIM FIRST!!!!! 

Didn't she learn that from what happened with Brad Pitt?

He's a big jerk though.. Damn Brad Pitt and Angelina.. Hate them.. Angelina always looks like she thinks she's better than everyone else.. And she needs to eat something.. LIKE NOW!

Poor Jen.. I feel sorry for her.  Not because of her split but it must be awful to have everything out in the open.

Especially when she looked so happy to bring John along to the Oscars. 

He on the other hand looked so awkward.



Oh well.. Time to move on hun..

How about someone hotter this time?  How about George Clooney? Owen Wilson? (although he might have too many issues)

Who do you think would be a good match for Jennifer Aniston?

Jennifer and John Broke Up

John Mayer Broke Up with Jennifer Aniston

Somehow I am not surprised by this new juicy gossip. 

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer have broken up.

Thank God..

She is so much better than him anyways..

He's kind of greasy looking and acts like an immature little boy most of the time.

He didn't waste anytime talking to the media about their break up ... Hmm...

This is what he said to www.tmz.com ...

“People are different, people have different chemistry. I ended a relationship to be alone, because I don’t want to waste somebody’s time if something’s not right. It’s not about years, it’s about going out with somebody, being truthful on the way in, being truthful in the middle and being truthful on the way out.”

He said a whole bunch of other crap but I didn't want to waste my time typing it all out so check it out at www.tmz.com if you want to read more.

I know that Jennifer might be sad right now and broken hearted but she has got to know that she will find someone so much better that John Mayer.

She's a hot woman that has the right attitude about things and if she can get Brad Pitt she can get anyone.

I wonder what Jennifer will say about her and John breaking up?

I can't wait!!!

 Update:  Apparently the two are not broken up.  John is supposedly going to ask Jennifer to marry him on her birthday on Feb 11 th. 

DON'T DO IT JENNIFER!!!!!

Hot New Rumor

Knocked Up

Well it seems as if Jennifer Aniston might have a new bun in her oven and it might be John Mayer's.  A source came out and said, 

“Jennifer is over the moon. She doesn’t want to be a single mom, so she is willing to give John the chance to prove his parent potential.”

Apparently John Mayer had a bit of a drinking problem before, but now that they have discovered that Jennifer is perhaps pregnant, John is willing to do anything to keep her and their new baby as close to him as possible.

This would explain them being seen together once again being all lovey dovey.

I am not sure if I am happy about her being pregnant with his child.  I mean he's ok looking and all but if he had a drinking problem before than just because a baby has come into the picture doesn't mean that everything is going to be fine and dandy now..

I wish she would have had babies with Brad Pitt.  In my heart I believe that they were right for each other.  Just the same and Britney and Justin were meant to be.

Whatever happens I hope that Jennifer is happy because she deserves it as she has had a rough couple of years going through many men that just didn't work out for her.

Hopefully John will step up if she is pregnant. 

Good Luck you too!!

Perhaps this kiss is what lead to the pregnancy.  :)

Update:  Jennifer Aniston is NOT preggers!

Jennifer Aniston is expensive

But John Mayer will leave me

Jennifer Aniston as you probably know is dating John Mayer.. He is 30 and she is 39 and she is apparently scared that he might leave her for a younger woman (he would be so stupid if he did) so she is spending insane amounts of money on herself to look her best. 

Her body is in perfect shape but still she spends $1,000 bucks a month on anti-cellulite spa sculpting treatments even though she has no cellulite.  

She also spends 2,000 dollars a month on a personal chef and 1,500 a month on seaweed and oxygen facials and 600 bucks on her hair every month. 

You better believe if I was as rich as her I could spend a lot more than that a month keeping myself hot.. :)

I'm not really a fan of them being together because I think she could do much better and she is way hotter but if she's happy that's great because Brad Pitt really did a number on her. 

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