What Is NOT OK To Wear

Top 20 Fashion Crimes

Some people think that they can walk around with anything they have just thrown together to wear for the day. 

Let me inform them that it isn't ok to say the least.   

Doesn't anyone have a mirror that works or friends that care about them?

Frankly their friends should be embarrassed and should get slapped.

Here are the Top 20 Fashion Crimes U Should Not Committ

1.  It is not ok to wear pants underneath skirts..

2.  Don't be covered head to toe in jean material.. It is so like 1990.

 

3.  Please don't wear dresses with running shoes.. Yuck!

4.  Don't wear socks with sandals.. Unless your a model.  Sometimes they can pull it off on the runway.

5.  Don't be too matchy matchy.  If you are wearing a green dress do not pair it with a green purse, green jewerly and green shoes.... It is more interesting to the eye if you chose purple or something that goes with green.  Too much of one color looks stupid and it looks like you are trying way too hard.

6. Don't have so many rips in your clothes that you look like you were attacked by a animal.  It looks cheap and you kind of look a bit crazy.

 

 7.  Too many accessories are a no no as well.  Less is always best!

8.  Don't wear over sized clothing or clothing that is way too small for you.  Both choices only make  you look much larger than you are.

                           

 

9.  Don't wear fashion items because they are in right now.  Most look ridiculous in the new IT thing.  Wear what fits you and don't wear it just because you saw it in a JOHN GALLIANO fashion show.

10.  Make sure you wear the appropriate under garments.  There is nothing worse than ugly ass panty lines or underwear that sticks out of your jeans.  If you think you need SPANX than you probably do.  Nothing is worse than seeing a beer belly through a nice dress.  Get it under control.

11. If you have rather small boobs it is ok to wear a very low cut shirt.  Too much boob is not ok unless you are a stripper or a prostitute.  Chubby boobs are not acceptable so make sure to cover that up.  Don't show too much otherwise you look like your trying to get someones attention and it will be the wrong attention.

12.  If you are going to wear a short skirt then DO NOT wear a short shirt.  Talk about trailer trash.  It never looks good on anyone.  You are not an exception.

13.  If you want to wear white pants in the summer or a white top please pick the appropriate underwear or bra.  Don't be walking around in striped underwear with a black bra.  It looks real bad.

14.  Dress your age.  There is almost nothing worse than seeing someone in their 40's trying to look younger so they borrow their daughters clothes.  If you are 40 then be proud of it and shop at appropriate stores and don't get your jewelry from Claire's because yes.. everyone will notice.

15. If you are wearing a nice outfit, please pair it will some nice shoes, accesories and a nice bag.  Sometimes I see people who dress nicely but then have hideous old sneakers, sandles or rotten out high heels.  Everyone will take notice and you will end up looking a mess. 

16.  Please don't wear sandals in the winter.  You will look like you have something wrong with you.  It is never ok...

17. I personally like UGG boots but I know a lot of fashion critics don't.  However I do not agree with wearing them with everything.  Pick and chose when you can wear them and please not in the summertime.   You will look like a complete dumb ass.

18. If you like some pattern to your clothes that is great that you aren't afraid to add some spice to your wardrobe.  However please don't try and match a whole lotta patterns all at the same time.  If your going to wear a stripped top and dont wear flowers!!

19.  Please don't wear green and red together unless it is Christmas day.  It looks so awful and although Christmas is a lovely holiday you don't want to look like you are fashion stuck on that day every day.

20.  Don't wear yellow and black together.  You look like your trying to be a bee.

Hope I helped a bit and don't be afraid to drop me a line at lesliestar@lesliestar.ca and give me your opinion on some major fashion crimes.

Barenaked Ladies R Minus One

Was It A "Mutual Agreement" For Steven Page?



Steven Page was let go from the Barenaked Ladies singing group or as they say... it was by "mutual agreement."

Yeah right.. He is a drug addict and was all tripped out probably and wanted to pursue a solo career..

He was found last July with cocaine possession and it was in his apartment too.  His girlfriend was caught as well.

Besides Beyonce, Justin Timberlake and a few others, not many people can actually pull that off. 

He had a good gig with the Barenaked Ladies.  I met them about 10 years ago and all of them were really nice and the performance was really great. They let the whole audience meet and great them and they stayed and signed autograph's for everyone.

The Barenaked Ladies are a Toronto based group and are one of Canada's most accomplished artists.

This is what their website had to say..

"Steven Page will pursue solo projects including theatrical opportunities while the band enters the studio in April 2009, and hits the road in the fall."

"These guys are my brothers. We've grown up together over the past twenty years," the 38-year-old Page said. "I love them and wish them all the best in the future."

Good Luck to you Steven.. Your gonna need it!

Hot New Rumor

Knocked Up

Well it seems as if Jennifer Aniston might have a new bun in her oven and it might be John Mayer's.  A source came out and said, 

“Jennifer is over the moon. She doesn’t want to be a single mom, so she is willing to give John the chance to prove his parent potential.”

Apparently John Mayer had a bit of a drinking problem before, but now that they have discovered that Jennifer is perhaps pregnant, John is willing to do anything to keep her and their new baby as close to him as possible.

This would explain them being seen together once again being all lovey dovey.

I am not sure if I am happy about her being pregnant with his child.  I mean he's ok looking and all but if he had a drinking problem before than just because a baby has come into the picture doesn't mean that everything is going to be fine and dandy now..

I wish she would have had babies with Brad Pitt.  In my heart I believe that they were right for each other.  Just the same and Britney and Justin were meant to be.

Whatever happens I hope that Jennifer is happy because she deserves it as she has had a rough couple of years going through many men that just didn't work out for her.

Hopefully John will step up if she is pregnant. 

Good Luck you too!!

Perhaps this kiss is what lead to the pregnancy.  :)

Update:  Jennifer Aniston is NOT preggers!

Britney and Justin together again!!

My prayers have been answered

Oh my god.. My dreams have finally come true.  Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake have finally confirmed that they will be doing a duet together on her next CD that will supposidely come out before Christmas of this year.

Wow.. I know I am a super geek for thinking this, but I wish that they would get back together and make sweet music and babies together. hehehe..

They made such a cute couple when they first got together in 1998.  Justin has been reported saying that he was "infatuated" with Britney..

Which is so damn cute.  That is what they should name the new song!

I hope that the song rocks everybody's world and I really wish they would start bumping uglies with each other and push that bitch Jessica Biel out of the picture.

Update:  Their new song is called "Quicksand." 

Update #2:  I am so sad to say that this was all a horrible lie.  Apparently they will not be reuniting for a duet.. *sniff sniff..  

They were recently spotted at the same night club together and Justin didn't even say hi to Britney.. BASTARD!!!! 

Then he gave Jessica Biel a long kiss and shoved it in Britney's face. 

I should kick his little ass.. :)

New Song Reviews

Songs I could learn to like

As I am writing this I am listening to "4 minutes to save the world" by Madonna, Justin Timberlake and Timberland. This is the 2nd time I have heard this song and the first time doesn't count cause I was kind of tipsy:)

This song is alright. I mean.. It could grow on me I suppose like one of those songs that you have to hear a million times before you actually like it.

I would say that I am pretty critical of songs though. I like all the artists in the song but it repeats too much and Madonna ain't that good in it. Lets just put it this way.. I give it about a 6/10 and that is pretty generous.

It starts out pretty good but you soon get disappointed and then gets better at the end.

Update.. I have listened to the song a couple more times and I am starting to dance to it.